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You Have the Attention Span of a Penis
Actually, a penis has a longer attention span. A penis will listen to you repeat, “Oh God, oh God…” for at least 3 minutes. You, on the other hand, can’t get past this sentence, let alone a whole paragraph, unless there’s a word like “PENIS” embedded to string you along.
Sitcoms must inject a punch line every 15 seconds, otherwise you lose your dopamine high and flip to the next pusher to seek your fix. That’s right, a penis has an attention span 12 times longer than the average person. And that’s just compared to a penis’ minimal performance.
So maybe the 3 minute penis doesn’t deserve its reputation, since we’re the ones that have a 15 second brain. PENIS.
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