The Sign: Fly
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
Who the fuck came up with this “dry grad” campaign? Fly? Fly? So we tell them not to drive, which means we’re assuming they’re going to drink, then we encourage them to get high as a kite?
ID Policy Helps Minors Buy Alcohol
The policy above, posted outside my local liquor store, is one of the best I’ve seen — not because it makes sense, but because it’s entertaining. And it helps teenagers get alcohol, which in turn helps them get laid, which in turn makes it something I approve of.
If it ain’t broke, well, it’s broke…
Any group of kids where only 1 of them has ID (or is asking somebody to buy for them) … Read entire article »