Actually, a penis has a longer attention span.  A penis will listen to you repeat, “Oh God, oh God…” for at least 3 minutes.  You, on the other hand, can’t get past this sentence, let alone a whole paragraph, unless there’s a word like “PENIS” embedded to string you along. Sitcoms must inject a punch line every 15 seconds, otherwise you lose your dopamine high and flip to the next pusher to seek your fix.  That’s … Read entire article »