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The Sign: Backside Love
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
I found this gem in my inbox one day. In case you can’t read the image:
Backside Love — Like anything, you get back what you put into it.
Don’t you love it when the computer makes mashups?
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Pre-roll Ads: A Real Throatjob
The doorbell rings. It’s your first date, and the first time you’re seeing him since he accidentally stabbed you with his lightsaber at the Star Wars convention where you met. You check your lipstick in the hall mirror one last time and open the door with a pleasant smile while trying not to appear too eager. He smiles back, then whips out his hard cock, grabs you by the hair, and rams … Read entire article »
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The Sign: Lure
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
The fishing lure every woman needs.
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ID Policy Helps Minors Buy Alcohol
The policy above, posted outside my local liquor store, is one of the best I’ve seen — not because it makes sense, but because it’s entertaining. And it helps teenagers get alcohol, which in turn helps them get laid, which in turn makes it something I approve of.
If it ain’t broke, well, it’s broke…
Any group of kids where only 1 of them has ID (or is asking somebody to buy for them) … Read entire article »