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The Sign: Wedding Favour
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
You know what’s better than finding $20 in the pocket of a jacket you haven’t worn forever? Finding the best wedding favour ever. I mean, who’s cool enough to give out butt plugs? The Tiffany’s-esque heart shaped handle makes this one especially classy. I have awesome friends.
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The Dreamer and the Realist
Once upon a time, there lived a Dreamer and a Realist. And although they were neighbours, they were constantly bickering.
The Realist thought that the Dreamer was wasting his time with unrealistic, naive dreams that have no use in the real world.
The Dreamer accused the Realist of being a naysayer, constantly crushing his dreams and generally making life grey, miserable and mechanical.
Then God came along and said to them:
“I created Realists and Dreamers … Read entire article »
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How Far Should You Go On a First Date: Your Get Out of Jail Free Card
First, let’s address the guys…done.
Now it’s the girls’ turn (guys, don’t neglect your girl’s turn). Somehow, I have a feeling it’ll be slightly more complicated…
First date definitely a hug goodnight to weed out the dick heads who just want you for your looks. It’s like a test to see who’s serious and wants a real relationship with a future.
I found the above comment on a forum about this topic. It’s a popular … Read entire article »
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