Bro or Pro?
Where have I been? Had a short stint writing for Brolog.ca. The site is more professional than this one, but since it was an unpaid gig, I’m still just a bro and not yet a pro. I did notice, however, that my articles got the most Facebook shares and tweets. Google Analytics corroborates their story. So if anything, at least it’s a little encouragement to keep on going.
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I Gave Myself a Tattoo
I got a tattoo. It covers my entire body. I did the whole thing at once. And I did it myself.
It would be all but impossible, if not for the design I chose: Null. i.e., I’ve given myself a Null tattoo. i.e., There is not a drop of ink on my entire body.
So…you didn’t get a tattoo…
Oh no, I did…
Jiro
The first university class I ever took was calculus at 8am on a Monday morning. They … Read entire article »
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Is Chop Suey Chinese Food?
NO!!!
No self respecting Chinese person would eat at a “Chinese” restaurant that is mainly populated by white folk, lest they want to risk being smote by their ancestors. It also doesn’t help that they serve chop suey, egg foo yung, sweet and sour pork, General Tso’s chicken, and other crap that Chinese and discerning non-Chinese alike turn their nose up at. “Only the unrefined would think this is Chinese food and actually … Read entire article »
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Thinking Outside the Box, Looking Inside the Box
“…George Bush, all by himself. The Decider, just spit-ballin’, you know thinkin’ outside the box…You know what? Thinking outside the box is for smart people. The box is for you. You need the box. Stay inside the box.”
– Bill Maher
What is the Box?
The Box is the boundary of currently acceptable thought. Before Copernicus, it was outside of most people’s Box that the Earth revolves around the Sun. But nowadays, thinking that the … Read entire article »
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The Muse is a Dominatrix
Photo courtesy Caveman 92223
Sometimes, I think the Muse is into chastity play and orgasm denial, seeing as how she loves to tease you with ideas. She’ll drop one in your head, just long enough for you to get a whiff of its sweet scent, then yank it back out of reach. You struggle to remember the idea, but the Muse is relentless. You remember where you were when it came, who you were with, … Read entire article »
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How To Write Your First Blog Post: Popping Your Blogging Cherry
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She gazes at me expectantly, shoving her insatiable, hungry box in my face. I’ve been wanting to do this for years, and I drip with anticipation. I oblige her and put it in: “How to write your first blog post”.
I press on her button and she comes instantly (well, apparently it took 0.28 seconds).
The Google search yields a page of identically titled articles: “How to write your first … Read entire article »
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