Small Dogs: I Kick Them
This is Kerpal
The next time a small dog runs up to me all barking and growling and shit, I’m going to kick him in the face. Up until now, I’ve restrained myself to be polite to the dog’s human, but that’s about to change.
Nature endowed us with 2 strategies to deal with confrontation: fight or flight. If we judge that we can’t win the fight, we run. If we can win the … Read entire article »
The Sign: Fly
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
Who the fuck came up with this “dry grad” campaign? Fly? Fly? So we tell them not to drive, which means we’re assuming they’re going to drink, then we encourage them to get high as a kite?
ID Policy Helps Minors Buy Alcohol
The policy above, posted outside my local liquor store, is one of the best I’ve seen — not because it makes sense, but because it’s entertaining. And it helps teenagers get alcohol, which in turn helps them get laid, which in turn makes it something I approve of.
If it ain’t broke, well, it’s broke…
Any group of kids where only 1 of them has ID (or is asking somebody to buy for them) … Read entire article »
You Have the Attention Span of a Penis
Actually, a penis has a longer attention span. A penis will listen to you repeat, “Oh God, oh God…” for at least 3 minutes. You, on the other hand, can’t get past this sentence, let alone a whole paragraph, unless there’s a word like “PENIS” embedded to string you along.
Sitcoms must inject a punch line every 15 seconds, otherwise you lose your dopamine high and flip to the next pusher to seek your fix. That’s … Read entire article »
Filed under: Education
How To Deal With Stupid People
Stupid people have an amazing talent to induce nerd rage in smart people. How do we deal with them? Perhaps we can deal with them by dealing with ourselves.
What is Nerd Rage?
While most definitions of nerd rage include the image of a German kid yelling at his computer, there is a more general rage that builds inside smart people when they deal with stupid people.
Do You Nerd Rage?
Do you feel like punching … Read entire article »
Filed under: Education, Intelligence