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Thinking Outside the Box, Looking Inside the Box
“…George Bush, all by himself. The Decider, just spit-ballin’, you know thinkin’ outside the box…You know what? Thinking outside the box is for smart people. The box is for you. You need the box. Stay inside the box.”
– Bill Maher
What is the Box?
The Box is the boundary of currently acceptable thought. Before Copernicus, it was outside of most people’s Box that the Earth revolves around the Sun. But nowadays, thinking that the … Read entire article »
Filed under: Creativity
The Sign: Children
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
I’m not sure about you, but I’d be more cautious of the undead children.
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Filed under: The Sign
Mismatched Socks and Conscious Living
If you find yourself looking at my feet because you have a sick foot fetish like I do, you’ve probably noticed that my socks rarely match. I sometimes get asked if I do that on purpose. Let’s think about that for a second…
You don’t have to do anything on purpose to have mismatched socks. That’s the nature of the random pair generators known as the washer and dryer. Now to have matching … Read entire article »
Filed under: Life
The Sign: Fly
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
Who the fuck came up with this “dry grad” campaign? Fly? Fly? So we tell them not to drive, which means we’re assuming they’re going to drink, then we encourage them to get high as a kite?
Of Jocks and Nerds
Mr. Van Bouten had the most peculiar and baffling problem. At a loss for what to do, he decides to seek professional help from Dr. Baxler who he saw on a late night infomercial. He had to be good; he was famous after all, right? But the help he gets is as unexpected as the problem itself.
BAXLER
Mr. Van Bouten, please have a seat, relax, and tell me what I can do for … Read entire article »
Filed under: Life
The Sign: Wanker!
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
Just having some fun at the local pharmacy.
Filed under: The Sign