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When “Inappropriate” is Inappropriate
I find it most inappropriate when people respond to my psychotic, lewd ideas with the ultimate trump card: “It’s inappropriate.”
“Church is the best place to pickup girls because they’re virgins and sexually repressed. I’d really be doing them a favour and isn’t the intimate love between a man and a woman a type of God’s love? A gift?”
Inappropriate.
“Don’t you think the grades of teenage boys would improve if they had … Read entire article »
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Brokeback Reasoning
For the boys, poker night is sports day. Events usually include, but are not limited to:
Best joker
Best bluffer
Best fluffer
Best belcher
Best farter
The most insightful, completely unverifiable commentary about professional sports
Chugging contest
Vomiting contest
Best “guess who I banged” story
Who has the loudest voice
Who can make the biggest raise
Who can make the biggest call with the shittiest cards
Best psychotic irrational woman story
Please note that poker is not an actual event on sports day; it’s just a … Read entire article »
Agreeing To Disagree: Blood, Sweat and Shit
I love this picture, but apparently not everyone does.
Like any typical Sunday, you’re discussing anal beads with your lover during the drive home from church. Your lover thinks the beads are nasty while you get incredibly turned on. You discuss rimming, lube, g-spots, and prostate massages. You try to slip one in after another — good arguments, that is. In the end, you both agree to disagree. We’ve all been there before — that … Read entire article »