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The Sign: Head Instructor

The Sign: Head Instructor

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign… I always knew Craigslist was the place to find a dream job.  Hey, it’s not that far fetched.  Pick up artist Steve Piccus was famous for hypnotizing women and having them pay him for the priveledge of giving him blowjobs.

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The Sign: REMAIN CALM!

The Sign: REMAIN CALM!

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign… IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO YELL AT PEOPLE WHEN YOU TELL THEM TO REMAIN CALM! Why is it “remain calm”?  That implies that they are already calm.  If they are calm during a fire, maybe it’s because their entire stash burned up and they are high as fuck.  “Did you burn the pizza again?”  “Um, no dude, I think the … Read entire article »

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The Sign: Wedding Favour

The Sign: Wedding Favour

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign… You know what’s better than finding $20 in the pocket of a jacket you haven’t worn forever?  Finding the best wedding favour ever.  I mean, who’s cool enough to give out butt plugs?  The Tiffany’s-esque heart shaped handle makes this one especially classy.  I have awesome friends.

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The Sign: Children

The Sign: Children

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign… I’m not sure about you, but I’d be more cautious of the undead children.
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The Sign: Fly

The Sign: Fly

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign… Who the fuck came up with this “dry grad” campaign?  Fly?  Fly?  So we tell them not to drive, which means we’re assuming they’re going to drink, then we encourage them to get high as a kite?

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The Sign: Wanker!

The Sign: Wanker!

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign… Just having some fun at the local pharmacy.

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The Sign: Backside Love

The Sign: Backside Love

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign… I found this gem in my inbox one day.  In case you can’t read the image: Backside Love — Like anything, you get back what you put into it. Don’t you love it when the computer makes mashups?

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The Sign: Lure

The Sign: Lure

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign… The fishing lure every woman needs.

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The Sign: Family Friendly Facebook

The Sign: Family Friendly Facebook

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign… Aureole!  Now! Perhaps Facebook needs to “nip” this one in the bud.
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The Sign: Hearing Aids

The Sign: Hearing Aids

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign… What were they thinking? “So we wrote ‘Hearing Aids’, what should we do with the rest of the space…” Before they put the sign up, did nobody look at the sign and notice that repeating “AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS” in big block letters is probably not good advertisement?  They might as well have written, “Come here and get AIDS!  (Haha, just kidding, … Read entire article »

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