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I Gave Myself a Tattoo

I Gave Myself a Tattoo

I got a tattoo.  It covers my entire body.  I did the whole thing at once.  And I did it myself. It would be all but impossible, if not for the design I chose: Null.  i.e., I’ve given myself a Null tattoo.  i.e., There is not a drop of ink on my entire body. So…you didn’t get a tattoo… Oh no, I did… Jiro The first university class I ever took was calculus at 8am on a Monday morning.  They … Read entire article »

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Is Chop Suey Chinese Food?

Is Chop Suey Chinese Food?

NO!!! No self respecting Chinese person would eat at a “Chinese” restaurant that is mainly populated by white folk, lest they want to risk being smote by their ancestors.  It also doesn’t help that they serve chop suey, egg foo yung, sweet and sour pork, General Tso’s chicken, and other crap that Chinese and discerning non-Chinese alike turn their nose up at.  “Only the unrefined would think this is Chinese food and actually … Read entire article »

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