I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign… IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO YELL AT PEOPLE WHEN YOU TELL THEM TO REMAIN CALM! Why is it “remain calm”?  That implies that they are already calm.  If they are calm during a fire, maybe it’s because their entire stash burned up and they are high as fuck.  “Did you burn the pizza again?”  “Um, no dude, I think the … Read entire article »