The science says swallow…at least during pregnancy, according to this article entitled “Correlation between oral sex and a low incidence of preeclampsia: a role for soluble HLA in seminal fluid?“. You need a subscription to read the whole article, but this excerpt from the abstract should suffice:
The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia…
Of course, if that’s not enticing enough for you, … Read entire article »
When the circus is closed because the monkey has a nosebleed, don’t let it put a “cramp” in your sex life. When life gives you lemons, make some bloody lemonade!
It’s My First Time, Again
Virginity can be lost by a thought. —St. Jerome
Virginity is an emotionally and sexually potent symbol. When used for oppression, as it often was in Jerome’s time, it can be a terrible force. But any powerful force can also be used for some … Read entire article »
First, let’s address the guys…done.
Now it’s the girls’ turn (guys, don’t neglect your girl’s turn). Somehow, I have a feeling it’ll be slightly more complicated…
First date definitely a hug goodnight to weed out the dick heads who just want you for your looks. It’s like a test to see who’s serious and wants a real relationship with a future.
I found the above comment on a forum about this topic. It’s a popular … Read entire article »
For the boys, poker night is sports day. Events usually include, but are not limited to:
Best joker
Best bluffer
Best fluffer
Best belcher
Best farter
The most insightful, completely unverifiable commentary about professional sports
Chugging contest
Vomiting contest
Best “guess who I banged” story
Who has the loudest voice
Who can make the biggest raise
Who can make the biggest call with the shittiest cards
Best psychotic irrational woman story
Please note that poker is not an actual event on sports day; it’s just a … Read entire article »