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The Sign: REMAIN CALM!
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO YELL AT PEOPLE WHEN YOU TELL THEM TO REMAIN CALM!
Why is it “remain calm”? That implies that they are already calm. If they are calm during a fire, maybe it’s because their entire stash burned up and they are high as fuck. “Did you burn the pizza again?” “Um, no dude, I think the … Read entire article »
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The Truth About Trolls
PwnUrMom is a troll, and even though we tend to despise trolls, this post is not a rant on him. It is about speaking the truth — the truth about trolls.
Let’s be frank. Through all his misogynistic, racist, demeaning and generally negative comments, we want him. We crave him. He wants attention and we clamor to him — just like the woman who keeps dating jerks and complaining to the nice guys, or the man … Read entire article »
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Pink Shirt Day: Bullying the Bully
While shopping for lube at the drug store, I came across the above leaflet. My first reaction was, “You want us to wear a pink shirt to stop bullying? Why not throw in a pink tutu while we’re at it? Yeah, I’m sure that’ll help.” But once I was done writing down “pink tutu” on my “toys to buy list”, some red flags began to pop up in my head. These are … Read entire article »
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Food for Thought: A Gastronomical Theory
A God of Cookery does not learn recipes, but rather principles that can be applied in the implementation or creation of any recipe.
What makes food good? I see good food as a combination of elements that form an eating experience. While they don’t constitute a Comprehensive Ultimate Theory of Cooking, I keep these elements in mind when I’m preparing a meal.
Taste
Food touching sensors on our tongue produces a powerful sensation we call … Read entire article »
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