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What is Object Oriented Programming: It’s Not What You Think, It’s What You Think
Photo courtesy of Martin Ng
Object oriented software has no bugs, has an infinite shelf life, and cures cancer…at least according to the marketing people. Hey, they have to sell the shit you programmers write, so don’t judge. And you programmers need them more than they need you. They can always go sell SPAM. That also has no bugs, has an infinite shelf life, and cures cancer. What? Not true you say? You … Read entire article »
Agreeing To Disagree: Blood, Sweat and Shit
I love this picture, but apparently not everyone does.
Like any typical Sunday, you’re discussing anal beads with your lover during the drive home from church. Your lover thinks the beads are nasty while you get incredibly turned on. You discuss rimming, lube, g-spots, and prostate massages. You try to slip one in after another — good arguments, that is. In the end, you both agree to disagree. We’ve all been there before — that … Read entire article »
The Sign: Smile!
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
How can you not smile when you see this sign? (^_^)
Filed under: The Sign
How Do You Pronounce Nietzsche: Of Nietzsche and Lingerie
Everyone’s met the haughty pronunciation Nazi who insists on correcting our pronunciation of foreign words. In academic circles, you’ll often hear, “It’s ‘neechay’, not ‘neechee’ or ‘neeshee’.” I don’t speak German, but I’m pretty sure any native German speaker would laugh at their “proper pronunciation”. So really, who the fuck cares?
Have you ever stabbed a pronunciation Nazi in the ear? I like to mispronounce words on purpose, just to lure them in. … Read entire article »
Filed under: Language
How To Deal With Stupid People
Stupid people have an amazing talent to induce nerd rage in smart people. How do we deal with them? Perhaps we can deal with them by dealing with ourselves.
What is Nerd Rage?
While most definitions of nerd rage include the image of a German kid yelling at his computer, there is a more general rage that builds inside smart people when they deal with stupid people.
Do You Nerd Rage?
Do you feel like punching … Read entire article »
Filed under: Education, Intelligence
The Sign: Flicking Football
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
Fun with Engrish fonts.
Filed under: The Sign
How To Write Your First Blog Post: Popping Your Blogging Cherry
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She gazes at me expectantly, shoving her insatiable, hungry box in my face. I’ve been wanting to do this for years, and I drip with anticipation. I oblige her and put it in: “How to write your first blog post”.
I press on her button and she comes instantly (well, apparently it took 0.28 seconds).
The Google search yields a page of identically titled articles: “How to write your first … Read entire article »
Filed under: Creativity