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The Truth About Trolls
PwnUrMom is a troll, and even though we tend to despise trolls, this post is not a rant on him. It is about speaking the truth — the truth about trolls.
Let’s be frank. Through all his misogynistic, racist, demeaning and generally negative comments, we want him. We crave him. He wants attention and we clamor to him — just like the woman who keeps dating jerks and complaining to the nice guys, or the man … Read entire article »
Filed under: Ethics
Pink Shirt Day: Bullying the Bully
While shopping for lube at the drug store, I came across the above leaflet. My first reaction was, “You want us to wear a pink shirt to stop bullying? Why not throw in a pink tutu while we’re at it? Yeah, I’m sure that’ll help.” But once I was done writing down “pink tutu” on my “toys to buy list”, some red flags began to pop up in my head. These are … Read entire article »
Filed under: Ethics
Food for Thought: A Gastronomical Theory
A God of Cookery does not learn recipes, but rather principles that can be applied in the implementation or creation of any recipe.
What makes food good? I see good food as a combination of elements that form an eating experience. While they don’t constitute a Comprehensive Ultimate Theory of Cooking, I keep these elements in mind when I’m preparing a meal.
Taste
Food touching sensors on our tongue produces a powerful sensation we call … Read entire article »
Filed under: Life
The Sign: Wedding Favour
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
You know what’s better than finding $20 in the pocket of a jacket you haven’t worn forever? Finding the best wedding favour ever. I mean, who’s cool enough to give out butt plugs? The Tiffany’s-esque heart shaped handle makes this one especially classy. I have awesome friends.
Filed under: The Sign
The Dreamer and the Realist
Once upon a time, there lived a Dreamer and a Realist. And although they were neighbours, they were constantly bickering.
The Realist thought that the Dreamer was wasting his time with unrealistic, naive dreams that have no use in the real world.
The Dreamer accused the Realist of being a naysayer, constantly crushing his dreams and generally making life grey, miserable and mechanical.
Then God came along and said to them:
“I created Realists and Dreamers … Read entire article »
Filed under: Life
How Far Should You Go On a First Date: Your Get Out of Jail Free Card
First, let’s address the guys…done.
Now it’s the girls’ turn (guys, don’t neglect your girl’s turn). Somehow, I have a feeling it’ll be slightly more complicated…
First date definitely a hug goodnight to weed out the dick heads who just want you for your looks. It’s like a test to see who’s serious and wants a real relationship with a future.
I found the above comment on a forum about this topic. It’s a popular … Read entire article »
Filed under: Love, Relationships, Sex
Thinking Outside the Box, Looking Inside the Box
“…George Bush, all by himself. The Decider, just spit-ballin’, you know thinkin’ outside the box…You know what? Thinking outside the box is for smart people. The box is for you. You need the box. Stay inside the box.”
– Bill Maher
What is the Box?
The Box is the boundary of currently acceptable thought. Before Copernicus, it was outside of most people’s Box that the Earth revolves around the Sun. But nowadays, thinking that the … Read entire article »
Filed under: Creativity
The Sign: Children
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
I’m not sure about you, but I’d be more cautious of the undead children.
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Filed under: The Sign
Mismatched Socks and Conscious Living
If you find yourself looking at my feet because you have a sick foot fetish like I do, you’ve probably noticed that my socks rarely match. I sometimes get asked if I do that on purpose. Let’s think about that for a second…
You don’t have to do anything on purpose to have mismatched socks. That’s the nature of the random pair generators known as the washer and dryer. Now to have matching … Read entire article »
Filed under: Life
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
Who the fuck came up with this “dry grad” campaign? Fly? Fly? So we tell them not to drive, which means we’re assuming they’re going to drink, then we encourage them to get high as a kite?