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Sex During Menstruation: Getting from “Ew” to “Yes, Please!”
When the circus is closed because the monkey has a nosebleed, don’t let it put a “cramp” in your sex life. When life gives you lemons, make some bloody lemonade!
It’s My First Time, Again
Virginity can be lost by a thought. —St. Jerome
Virginity is an emotionally and sexually potent symbol. When used for oppression, as it often was in Jerome’s time, it can be a terrible force. But any powerful force can also be used for some … Read entire article »
Filed under: Sex
Back to School: Order of Operations and the Infamous “48÷2(9+3)” Meme
On the surface, this may seem like a math problem, but it’s not; it’s a language and culture problem!
Culture
What is the proper way to greet somebody?
It’s easy to say a handshake, a smile or a “hello”, but this is based solely on our own cultural convention. In North America, a handshake is quite acceptable, but in Japan it’s a bow, in some European countries, a kiss, and in dog society, it’s butt … Read entire article »
Is That a Word? It is Now!
Is “truthiness” a word? The joke implies that it is not. But if it isn’t a word, then what is it? What makes a word a word? The fact that it’s in a dictionary?
But what happens before a word is a word? At some point, “fellatio” and “cunnilingus” were not words. At some point, the entire English language as we know it today “was not a word”.
Have you ever had the pleasure of being … Read entire article »
Filed under: Language
When “Inappropriate” is Inappropriate
I find it most inappropriate when people respond to my psychotic, lewd ideas with the ultimate trump card: “It’s inappropriate.”
“Church is the best place to pickup girls because they’re virgins and sexually repressed. I’d really be doing them a favour and isn’t the intimate love between a man and a woman a type of God’s love? A gift?”
Inappropriate.
“Don’t you think the grades of teenage boys would improve if they had … Read entire article »
Filed under: Logic
Quoted For Truth: Infinite Patience Brings Immediate Results
“Infinite patience brings immediate results.” — Wayne Dyer
I’m not a fan of New Age or Wayne Dyer for that matter, but I am a fan of good ideas regardless of their source. The above quote rang true to me on 2 levels:
The Calculus
I’m not sure if Wayno meant it this way, but the geek in me started translating the quote into some maths.
When we are highly impatient, things seem to take a … Read entire article »
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The Sign: Head Instructor
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
I always knew Craigslist was the place to find a dream job. Hey, it’s not that far fetched. Pick up artist Steve Piccus was famous for hypnotizing women and having them pay him for the priveledge of giving him blowjobs.
Filed under: The Sign
Hating the Hater
You Know What I Hate? I hate haters. I hate people who go off on rants about how much they hate people. I hate people who use the fucking F-word all the time. I hate people who start every sentence with “I”. I mean, how arrogant can you be? I also hate people who don’t know how to spelle. It’s right up there with people who don’t know there homonyms. Duh! Dumbasses! … Read entire article »
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Small Dogs: I Kick Them
This is Kerpal
The next time a small dog runs up to me all barking and growling and shit, I’m going to kick him in the face. Up until now, I’ve restrained myself to be polite to the dog’s human, but that’s about to change.
Nature endowed us with 2 strategies to deal with confrontation: fight or flight. If we judge that we can’t win the fight, we run. If we can win the … Read entire article »
Scientists Are Not Human
“Most scientists today subscribe to a mechanistic view of the mind. We’re the way we are because our brains are wired up in the way that they are…But we scientists are inconsistent. If we were consistent, our response to a misbehaving person like a child murderer should be something like, ‘This unit has a faulty component, it needs repairing.'” That’s not what we say. What we say is, ‘vile monster, prison is … Read entire article »
Filed under: God, Intelligence, Love, Relationships, Religion
The Sign: REMAIN CALM!
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…
IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO YELL AT PEOPLE WHEN YOU TELL THEM TO REMAIN CALM!
Why is it “remain calm”? That implies that they are already calm. If they are calm during a fire, maybe it’s because their entire stash burned up and they are high as fuck. “Did you burn the pizza again?” “Um, no dude, I think the … Read entire article »
Filed under: The Sign